Stay close to me & I will keep you safe
Nothing is important to me anymore except for you
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“Amercia” is one reason why the Romney campaign needs a new copy editor. Here’s another.
that parallel structure will get you every time
and so will your family members apparently
That is not the Amercia of my dreams.
but if he’s off fighting the battle on all fronts, how will he have time to hunt, shoot, and protect his family and home?
Haaaaaayyyy
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Mom? Mom what did you do to my room?
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I’m a man. If I do it, it’s by definition “manly.” And that includes having tea parties with a toddler and helping her put a bonnet on her beloved Pooh Bear.
- SirElkarOwhey
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scimmymunkeh asked: REALLY JEWISH STARFISH