December 2011
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
this was a triumph, I'm making a note here huge...
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and so I'm back!
From outer space.
Or something.
Back in London with a laptop/internet
Lex has the happiest ringtone in the world
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WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!
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I don't want to go to work today ;__;
Hurty feet and tired.
and I managed to hurt my ankle tripping over the glass crates like 5 time last night…
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LIIIIMEEEEEE SQUASH
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I knew Prufrock before he got famous
Yeah I am sick and tired of people who are living on the B-list Yeah they’re waiting to be famous, and they’re wondering why they do this And I know I’m not the one who is habitually optimistic But I’m the one that’s got the microphone here so just remember this! Well life is about love, last minutes and lost evenings About fire in our bellies and furtive little...
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Kirsty makes plans to ditch her laptop
Kirsty: We made it 5 years together. I guess the honey moon period is finally over... =(
Me: Bad times =(
Kirsty: No Biggie I'll elope with Cillian Murphy instead. errr... Yeah
Me: Yes Kirsty.
Kirsty: I bet he's running a dual processor.
Me: asdfghjkl
Kirsty: bring it. You know it. - I want to lick his TFT Monitor. I bet the resolution is mindblowing.
Me: *facepalm*
Kirsty: He could have Random Access to my Mamories.
scimmymunkeh asked: I MEAN YOU'RE MARRIED. FAIL MCKEE. AND I GUESS? IDK HIS FIST IS A BIT TIRED ATM.
scimmymunkeh asked: SIMON PEGG. AGAIN. I KNOW YOUR MARRIED BUT IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO STOP BEING MARRIED?!
scimmymunkeh asked: SABERHAGEN
scimmymunkeh asked: Forget the nipples those collarbones look vicious
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ohdogoaway asked: Fwaagaweedougal
So, My sister;s staying over with me for a few...
Really nice to see her, I don’t really see her much when I do go home.
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